Conversations With A Corgi
April 30th 2007 11:51
The other day, while sitting on the toilet, my Corgi approached. He seemed to have something on his mind. Indeed, he prefaced, "deorre, I have something on my mind. I don't understand humans."
"Really Corgi", I retorted, a bit off guard in my present state of cartharsis. "Say more" (even a therapist from the toilet).
"Well deorre, I see you humans snickering and making snide comments about how dogs eat feces and lick their crotch, and other things canine. I see you mocking my canine reverie. And then I see you humans having wars, and killing, and destroying, in the name of stuff you say is important. It just seems like that is worse than what we dogs do."
I pondered this, appearing quite like the Thinker upon my throne. "Corgi," I said, "you have a very good point."
He looked at me and said "could you hurry up there? I'm thirsty."
deorre
"Really Corgi", I retorted, a bit off guard in my present state of cartharsis. "Say more" (even a therapist from the toilet).
"Well deorre, I see you humans snickering and making snide comments about how dogs eat feces and lick their crotch, and other things canine. I see you mocking my canine reverie. And then I see you humans having wars, and killing, and destroying, in the name of stuff you say is important. It just seems like that is worse than what we dogs do."
I pondered this, appearing quite like the Thinker upon my throne. "Corgi," I said, "you have a very good point."
He looked at me and said "could you hurry up there? I'm thirsty."
deorre
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Oops--did I say that out loud?
Nice post!
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Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
omfg now THAT was funny! And yanno bein a vet itmake sooo much sense to me! lol
Great post!
Hmmm...if I could lick my own crotch I'd never leave the house...
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But hey, it would keep ya occupied for awhile!
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ummm, yeah ok I'm sure it is LOL Thanks for the info buddy, but uh TMI, TMI!
LOL
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Oxymoronically,
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If you could lick your own crotch AND grow a set of tits, I am POSITIVE you would never leave the house.
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probably not LOL
listen if guys could lick their own crotches, have a set of tits tucked away in a drawer and instantaneous take out delivered up anytime we wanted it, we really wouldn't ever leave the house!
Deorre,
peace to you muh brutha lolol
Take care both of you,
Nick
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Clever dog!
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