Next Time (Lessons I've Learned)
April 11th 2007 02:41
Next time I am drinking scotch, I won’t imbibe as if “Oh no, I’m ok, I can drive.”
Next time I have $1000.00 in my wallet, I won’t treat it as if it is there to frivolously spend.
Next time I am frolicking in a clump of poison ivy, I will not pee as if the hand holding the penis is not covered with the poison of the ivy. Yikes!
Next time I am faced with a pretty and engaging woman who would like to flatter and spend time with me, I won’t flirt as if that is not a way of reciprocating interest.
Next time I have the opportunity of a teaching moment with my son, I won’t dominate as if I am the master of his domain.
Next time I am having a bowel movement in a public restroom, I won’t treat that well-seasoned toilet seat as if it has been properly and hygienically managed. (That was one sticky seat).
Next time I am engaging in a team sport, I won’t play as if I am the most important player there.
Next time I am learning the ways and means and protocols and practices of a new contract, I won’t assume that “it is all very much common sense.”
Have you learned your lessons?
deorre
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Next time something sounds to good to be true?
I'll remember that it probably is... *lol*
Next time I feel unloved, unnaccepted, or unwanted, I'll remember that at least five people are thinking of me with good intentions and warm feelings...
I could go on... but I won't...
Great Post!
Lilla ...
PS you should always line the seat with paper anyway... reminds me of travels on foreign shores and strange toilet adventures .... ((hysterical giggles))