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They Said They Were Stressed!!

October 9th 2006 15:14

They did. They really did. In fact, so many people have told me they were and are stressed out, that I crafted a career out of tending to such suffering souls.

Yet, when we speak of their stressors and ways to minimize or at least effectively manage the stresses of life, they become more stressed! As if I have now become the freaking stressor of all freaking stressors!?!

Go figure. I'll just create a career based on what they all said was their reality. And BAM! They don't want to do anything that will take a touch of effort to move toward what the neo-gurus would call wellness.


Wellness, you say? Yes, I know. A trite and tried term. Overused. Like co-dependence, inner child, and alot of other jingles and phrases that have become a part of the collective mantra of faux-psychohealth.

Bull feces to all who have misled me to believe they wanted some kind of assistance with the issues of stress. I am now stressed, and if stress were like syphillis, I would like to give it to you! In the rear? In the face? Wherever it may cause you boils and discomfort.

"How dare I suggest to you that perhaps you work on your breathing a bit!!!" No no. That might take some effort. Effort? Yes, I know. That might cause you stress.

I hope you don't die of a stress-related physical malady, but I hope you do fear that you will.

Oh, and "have a nice day."


deorre
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